For the first time in the history of American politics (as far as we know) the presidential nominee of a major political party earned exactly zero primary votes. You read that right. You, the average American citizen, tied with the number of primary votes as the nominee! Kamala got the nomination, but it just as easily could’ve been you. How amazing is that? They always told us we could be president one day, we just didn’t know how close we were!

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