Winning Story

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It all started while we were winning around the kitchen talking about how much winning Kamala Harris was doing without a single vote. Dad said, ‘Hey son, you’re a winner too because you tied with Kamala!’

Mom said ‘You should put that on a T-shirt.’ So we did. Now we’re all winning. You, me, everyone. So much winning!

Who’s side are you on anyway?

We’re on the winning side!

Her supporters think it’s the greatest development ever. Her detractors think it’s a bad omen for the U.S.A. Whoever you are, you have to agree, it is an amazing way to win.